you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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