you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Randomize
