About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
