i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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