AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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