That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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