Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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