they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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