Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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