dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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