just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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