she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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