Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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