i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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