if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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