sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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