I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Randomize
