did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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