We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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