eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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