But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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