what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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