i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
MIDGETS
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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