So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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