They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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