he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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