can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
