I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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