butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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