i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
if i died would you start the facebook group?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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