it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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