I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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