when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
