And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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