worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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