He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So many bounce houses so little time
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I wish there were birth control emojis
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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