It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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