i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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