you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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