Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Pants are for mortals
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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