there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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