Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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