It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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