i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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