scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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