ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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