Dual....:-)
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Randomize
