bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
