Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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