am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude i'm inner monologue high
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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