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go home
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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