We won't sleep together?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Randomize
