Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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