I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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