No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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