Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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