why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just puked most of my soul out..
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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